QUESTIONS

 

-Who are you?

That's none of your business.

-Oh come on...

Where? I don't even know you.

-Are you portuguese?

I am. I think I couldn't be more portuguese than I am or it would be a crime.

-If you were portuguese you wouldn't do a site like this trashing your own country. Prove it.

-So you are portuguese after all. And you like to take your photos in foggy days. Why do you hate Portugal?

I don't.

-But I think you do!

That's why people say you are a moron when you're not looking.

-I think you are this foreign guy living in Portugal who is a bit frustrated because you have more money than we do and you can afford to live abroad. I've seen other sites made by you and I will go share this theory with the world in your guestbook.

Morons will be morons.

-A true portuguese would never tell foreigners that Portugal is not a perfect country and point out some of its flaws.

Then I guess I'm a counterfeit portuguese.

-Would you exchange your nationality for any other?

No, I wouldn't.

-Don't you think Portugal is the most perfect little country in the world?

Yes. I also believe it is possible to train a pig to write science-fiction novels while blindfolded.

-I moved to Switzerland 30 years ago. It was only here that I learned to appreciate my country and be proud of being portuguese. I think you should be ashamed of yourself for making a site like this one. There. What do you say to that?

Enjoy Switzerland. Please don't come back. Ever.

-Aren't all those references to the negative aspects of Portugal a bit exaggerated? I mean, of course a lot of things could be improved but it can't be that bad, can it?

Look around. Use your brain. Yes, it can. And we have only ourselves to blame.

-BEING THE TRUTH MAKES IT WORSE! YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO SAY THOSE THINGS! ESPECIALLY NOT IN ENGLISH ALLOWING ALL THESE FOREIGNERS TO LEARN OUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS! PORTUGAL RULES!

One of the good things we have in Portugal is freedom of speech. And exactly in what fields does Portugal rule?

-I don't think you're funny.

Neither do I. Now please go away.

-Isn't this site a bit racist?

It could be if the portuguese were a race and if you were retarded. Even if it was racist, I am portuguese and am allowed to say whatever I want about my own kind. It's in the Bible. Go check.

-Do you like green?

Yes. It's a nice colour.

-Would you advise a foreigner to visit Portugal?

Definitely.

-Would you advise a foreigner to live in Portugal?

If he had enough money to allow him not to depend on portuguese state services for anything, yes.

-Why do a new version of this site?

I spent a lot of time without coming here and, when I finally did, the guestbook was full of messages from warm, considerate, kind people who encouraged me to do it. To all of them, my thanks.

-BUT PORTUGAL IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE PLANET! WE HAVE A GLORIOUS HISTORY! WE ARE DESTINED TO RULE THE WORLD ONCE AGAIN! WHOEVER DOESN'T THINK LIKE THIS SHOULD BE SHOT AND...

I told you to go away, you stupid person.

-Do you like fish?

Not really.

-I'm still not entirely convinced you are really portuguese. Could you say something in portuguese that only a genuine portuguese would say?

Vai bardamerda.

-Obrigado.

De nada.